May 12, 1991: Bill Watterson predicts vaporwave.

holy SHIT


So what do you say?

If you are wondering what her answer is:


She was going to ask anyways.




She’s like Thor

Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

oh god i can hear them both oh heavens

She tells me that she’s been to Hawaii.
Even seen an authentic Luau.
Believe me she’s an expert on all things
Aina on iwi on kalo. She obviously knows
more about my culture than I do. I don’t tell her
that colonial skin has seen every other culture
as a white sheet of paper ready to become a balance book.
She tells me that she knows the Hawaiian people
But does she know what our bones look like?

Iwi is the Hawaiian word for bones
The bones of Hawaiian’s look like meth pipes.
Our bones are cellophane skirts, hanging from luau hips.
Our bones are buried on beaches and when the tide digs
us up the detectives come to make sure it isn’t murder.
It is always murder.

– "Bones" by Matthew Yasuoka (via myasuoka)


Anonymous asked: 5, 7, 15, 48, 83, 98

5. Last time you cried

not… sure… might have been when i was watching in the flesh season 1 finale

7. Been cheated on

nope lmao

15. Made a new friend

yes!! definitely lmao. heaps tbh. most notably julia probably holla

48. What do you like about yourself


my music taste i guess

83. Turned someone down

yeah lmao i hate it

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

Why Is Every Word Capitalised Like This

i don’t know, love i guess. because i’m a walking cliche

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.



Jonathan Brantschen